Tuesday, May 09, 2006
"...and then, like a fluffy golden tide, a sea of cats swarmed across the land, purging it of all manner of vermin and ridding the egyptians of the plague that did bear them sufferance. and thus was ushered in a new age- the age of the cat..."
- la morte d'felinus, miaolory 1236
miao. i am felix catt, 18 and someday the world will be mine. slowly but steadily the dominion of cats is creeping across the land and soon every place far and wide will have a healthy population of fat cats. and i dont mean fat as in morbidly obese, but more to the really rich kinda cat. i might be languishing about this musty old apartment block for now, with my old ball of string, but soon you'll see. ill show you. ill show all of mew. (no, i am not drunk. felix abhors all kinds of alcohol, except the occasional whiskies with his friskies).
i came to be in this tabby world n the year 1988 on the 10th shining of the moon in its sixth full cycle. some call this june, but i think full cycle sounds cool so miao. felixs parents died while felix was still young. the people at the orphanage told felix that his parents were knocked down by a car. cars! horrid clanking things! but miao i digress. felix didnt like it at the orphanage. felix...felix didnt like it at all. i never knew what happy was until the night i ran away. i just left and ran and ran in the dead of the night as fast as my paws could carry me until i just fell from exhaustion in an alley. when felix woke up, he was surrounded by dark shapes. yellow eyes, green eyes and brown eyes surrounded felix, and he was scared. felix was only five...and they came and made friends with felix. for once felix had friends, for the first time, felix had family. i stayed there, wandering about with the cat packs, chasing birds and stealing milk from the milk truck to share with miao friends. and over time, felix learnt the meaning of the word 'i'.
i moved into this block two years ago. i hide it as well as i can, but i like these people. they dont look at me strangely. i feel safe here. soon bad people will be coming to take it away; and so my plan must be put into action soon.
i am ready. reborn of cat kin and cat nip and my trusty ball of string, i know what i have to mew. so it starts with goodbye?
the revomewtion is coming.
fin
- la morte d'felinus, miaolory 1236
miao. i am felix catt, 18 and someday the world will be mine. slowly but steadily the dominion of cats is creeping across the land and soon every place far and wide will have a healthy population of fat cats. and i dont mean fat as in morbidly obese, but more to the really rich kinda cat. i might be languishing about this musty old apartment block for now, with my old ball of string, but soon you'll see. ill show you. ill show all of mew. (no, i am not drunk. felix abhors all kinds of alcohol, except the occasional whiskies with his friskies).
i came to be in this tabby world n the year 1988 on the 10th shining of the moon in its sixth full cycle. some call this june, but i think full cycle sounds cool so miao. felixs parents died while felix was still young. the people at the orphanage told felix that his parents were knocked down by a car. cars! horrid clanking things! but miao i digress. felix didnt like it at the orphanage. felix...felix didnt like it at all. i never knew what happy was until the night i ran away. i just left and ran and ran in the dead of the night as fast as my paws could carry me until i just fell from exhaustion in an alley. when felix woke up, he was surrounded by dark shapes. yellow eyes, green eyes and brown eyes surrounded felix, and he was scared. felix was only five...and they came and made friends with felix. for once felix had friends, for the first time, felix had family. i stayed there, wandering about with the cat packs, chasing birds and stealing milk from the milk truck to share with miao friends. and over time, felix learnt the meaning of the word 'i'.
i moved into this block two years ago. i hide it as well as i can, but i like these people. they dont look at me strangely. i feel safe here. soon bad people will be coming to take it away; and so my plan must be put into action soon.
i am ready. reborn of cat kin and cat nip and my trusty ball of string, i know what i have to mew. so it starts with goodbye?
the revomewtion is coming.
fin
Monday, May 08, 2006
"In the beginning, there was one world. and in that world resonated a sound so melodious, so pure and true such that it became the sound of creation, and that sound was - miao."
- catnip chronicles, book I
With the creation of this diary, I, Felix Catt, henceforth plan to chronicle the events that will eventually lead to the toppling of the various incompetent regimes that have plagued the world, be they democratic, authoritarian or stupidarian- they will all be toppled and collapsed by the power invested in these paws of mine and the inexorable wake of the revomewtion, to usher in a glorious new era in the history of this giant kitty abode we live in, a new golden age,
the age of the cat.
be afurred. be very affured.
fin
- catnip chronicles, book I
With the creation of this diary, I, Felix Catt, henceforth plan to chronicle the events that will eventually lead to the toppling of the various incompetent regimes that have plagued the world, be they democratic, authoritarian or stupidarian- they will all be toppled and collapsed by the power invested in these paws of mine and the inexorable wake of the revomewtion, to usher in a glorious new era in the history of this giant kitty abode we live in, a new golden age,
the age of the cat.
be afurred. be very affured.
fin
my little kitty abode
18
cat planning to take over the world in a feline revomewtion. meowl a bit. twitch a tail. scratch a carpet. you're reading the felix diaries.
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